You know your NOT from Utah if:

The smell of cow poo in the morning disgusts you.
You start your last name of with Mr. or Ms. instead of Sister or Brother.
You are surprised when last call is at 12am!!
You lock your car and home all the time.
You pronounce Utah like it sounds NOT Utaw.
You have no idea what visiting teachers are.
You hit a deer and think it's a goat <--yes, I made that mistake. You are the ONLY person looking for something to do on Sunday other than go to church. You don't have the stick figure family bumper stickers. You can't judge where you are by looking at the mountains. You cut someone off and they smile & wave instead of flicking you off because they think they will see you at church on Sunday. You say "flick off" instead of "flip off". You don't realize you can get sunburned because you didn't realize it was the desert! lol. Your name isn't one out of the bible. You are 23 and still haven't had any children. You are surprised that Utah has the most ridiculous liquor laws but your children can sit at a restaurant bar and go into a liquor store?!? You have tasted good food. You don't use the sayings "Oh my Hell", "Fudge", "Frickin", or "Gosh Dang It". You never heard of the saying "Jack Mormon". And last but not least, You don't fit in ANYWHERE! lol