I LOVE the t.v. show The Hills!! If you have watched the show then you know who Justin Bobby is...if you haven't watched the show then you might be a little lost. lol
Probably everyone has had a Justin Bobby in their life. A J.B. is someone that you totally enjoy spending time with, you have tons of things in common, your a little smitten by this person, but ultimately he just isn't good for you! I have one of those in my life right now. It's like he has a pull over me for some reason. Everytime I feel like I'm doing okay and not thinking about him much..he calls or appears where I am! WTF...its annoying! All I have to stay in this short, venting blog is:
When you are ready to grow up and be mature...call me! Until then (as the Ting Ting's would say it) SHUT UP AND LET ME GO! :)
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Random Thoughts of Frustration
Alrighty, I just woke up, I'm a little groggy, please excuse any major spelling errors. lol.
Most of you know I'd been single for about 2 1/2 years and was completely fine/happy! For some reason I decided to take the plunge and start dating again. I dated this one guy for about 5 months...didn't work out...so here I am single again. There are soooo many pros to being single in my opinion. But my pros are not probably the same as yours! lol-I don't like being single to be "in the game" of dating or to "hook up" with whoever. Instead I like beings single because I'm selfish and I have time to do whatever I want. :) I love spending time with my girls...going out and seriously just hanging with my girls. I also like the fact that I don't have to answer to anyone. All that being said...here comes my frustration!....
I am a complete and total socialite. I love being around lots of people, meeting new people, going dancing, having a drink or two...it's just who I am. Because I chose that life style, I meet these 5 types of men: (please read the following in my "sarcastic, don't give a crap" voice.:) )
1. The fake high roller-The guy that obviously is broke as hell but pretends he's a "balla" and trys to flawnt his $1.00 bills. Bro-seriously...I like money, but your $1.00 bills are NOT going to impress me! And when we go out to your car and your rollin' the same 87 I am...yeah, it's just not going to happen!
2. The Old Man-I'm 23. What the hell does a 50+ man think? "OMG, he reminds me of my dead grandpa...I should totally hook up with him!!" LOL-I mean come on guys for real...my cut off is 37...DUH! ;)
3. The Gangsta-This type of man makes me smile. I live in Utah people...there aren't any "gangsta's" in this state! haha-These kids are totally white but they think if they talk in ebonics that they are gangsta! If you are one of them...please dont' hit on me!
4. The Alcoholic-This one is a given. Because I hang out at most places that serve alcohol, I'm bound to meet an alcoholic or 5! I'm not talking about the guy that had a little too much that night...I'm talking about the guy that's been drinking since he was 16 non stop. It's not attractive that your breathe smells like Bud Light..permanately! Actually it's quite repulsive. :) I definately got love for those alchies that try to spit game when they are super drunk because everything that comes out of their mouth doesn't make sense. haha
5. The Gold Digger-Yes, men are gold diggers as well. I like to have a good time and for the most part I've been able to pay for myself if I go out. And by paying for my own things I guess some men think I want to pay for them as well. NO-I dO not want to pay for your things or your drinks...the only thing I will pay for is for you to get away from me! lol. The funny thing is...I can spot a "gold digger" from a mile away because I've played that game before. lol
Ending this random blog...I'm single, yes, but I'm not interested in "hooking up" nor am I trying to find my next ex-husband! I am sooo OVER being "hit on" or "sweet talked"! I also hate one liners...my all time fav., that I get told all the time..."Wow, I can't believe your boyfriend let you outta his sight." or "So, where's your boyfriend tonight?". Just freakin' ask the girl if she has a boyfriend...dont' try and be sly about it! lol. Anyways-my new response to any of the above 5 types of men that ask me if I have a boyfriend is "Nope, I'm single for life. And trust me you are NOT going to change that!" :) Sorry for the sarcasim today but I'm really over some types of guys! lol. Love ya'll and hope you have a great saturday.
PS-GOOOOOOOOOOOO GATORS!!!!
Most of you know I'd been single for about 2 1/2 years and was completely fine/happy! For some reason I decided to take the plunge and start dating again. I dated this one guy for about 5 months...didn't work out...so here I am single again. There are soooo many pros to being single in my opinion. But my pros are not probably the same as yours! lol-I don't like being single to be "in the game" of dating or to "hook up" with whoever. Instead I like beings single because I'm selfish and I have time to do whatever I want. :) I love spending time with my girls...going out and seriously just hanging with my girls. I also like the fact that I don't have to answer to anyone. All that being said...here comes my frustration!....
I am a complete and total socialite. I love being around lots of people, meeting new people, going dancing, having a drink or two...it's just who I am. Because I chose that life style, I meet these 5 types of men: (please read the following in my "sarcastic, don't give a crap" voice.:) )
1. The fake high roller-The guy that obviously is broke as hell but pretends he's a "balla" and trys to flawnt his $1.00 bills. Bro-seriously...I like money, but your $1.00 bills are NOT going to impress me! And when we go out to your car and your rollin' the same 87 I am...yeah, it's just not going to happen!
2. The Old Man-I'm 23. What the hell does a 50+ man think? "OMG, he reminds me of my dead grandpa...I should totally hook up with him!!" LOL-I mean come on guys for real...my cut off is 37...DUH! ;)
3. The Gangsta-This type of man makes me smile. I live in Utah people...there aren't any "gangsta's" in this state! haha-These kids are totally white but they think if they talk in ebonics that they are gangsta! If you are one of them...please dont' hit on me!
4. The Alcoholic-This one is a given. Because I hang out at most places that serve alcohol, I'm bound to meet an alcoholic or 5! I'm not talking about the guy that had a little too much that night...I'm talking about the guy that's been drinking since he was 16 non stop. It's not attractive that your breathe smells like Bud Light..permanately! Actually it's quite repulsive. :) I definately got love for those alchies that try to spit game when they are super drunk because everything that comes out of their mouth doesn't make sense. haha
5. The Gold Digger-Yes, men are gold diggers as well. I like to have a good time and for the most part I've been able to pay for myself if I go out. And by paying for my own things I guess some men think I want to pay for them as well. NO-I dO not want to pay for your things or your drinks...the only thing I will pay for is for you to get away from me! lol. The funny thing is...I can spot a "gold digger" from a mile away because I've played that game before. lol
Ending this random blog...I'm single, yes, but I'm not interested in "hooking up" nor am I trying to find my next ex-husband! I am sooo OVER being "hit on" or "sweet talked"! I also hate one liners...my all time fav., that I get told all the time..."Wow, I can't believe your boyfriend let you outta his sight." or "So, where's your boyfriend tonight?". Just freakin' ask the girl if she has a boyfriend...dont' try and be sly about it! lol. Anyways-my new response to any of the above 5 types of men that ask me if I have a boyfriend is "Nope, I'm single for life. And trust me you are NOT going to change that!" :) Sorry for the sarcasim today but I'm really over some types of guys! lol. Love ya'll and hope you have a great saturday.
PS-GOOOOOOOOOOOO GATORS!!!!
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